Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Tumblr Tuesdays #1

OH GAAD ITS TUMBLR I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED

Here's the men that wetted-up my dash this week!






Avan Jogia

Today's sex monkey is the exotic guy who plays Danny Desai, a cutie I discovered on ABC's new (and very mediocre) show Twisted
TBH I just watch it for his sexiness, not to mention that he's a total bad boy (who killed his own aunt, slightly creepy but he makes it seem completely ok)
So, without further ado, I present Mr Avan Jogia






Oh, hey Avon, I'd let you tie me up with a skipping rope any day ;)

I'm back:)

I've been gone for too long! But i'm back and will be posting regularly, so you can look forward to the following:

Tumblr Tuesdays
Facebook Fridays
Sexiest Saturdays- Sexy boy of the week ;)

Let me know if there's anything else you wanna see babes

Stay sexual.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

B-b-b-b-BIG SEAN

Rap videos aren't just about the sexy girls...





Big Sean talks about some dirty shit in his music, but why lie, i'd let him do all of that to me and my ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass.

Stay Sexual

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Celebrating the Hollister Models

What can I say? There's a reason why I have so many clothes from Hollister, and it's not the quality ;)








I'd like to have a Hollister GANGBANG.
Stay Sexual

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Sexy Men on Tumblr

Kay people, here's the fruits of my internet-stalking labour. A few sexy guys a found on a tumblr troll.

Disclaimer: I don't know who the fuck they are. Enjoy.






Stay sexual.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Todd Sanfield

He's got that "yes i'm an Adonis with abs better than Ken-6 (or is it 8?) perfectly chiseled packs of pure perfection" AKA the "I'm sexy and I know it" look.





And yes, Todd, your (average sized) dick gets me wet. Definitely a porn candidate.

Stay Sexual.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Thomas Barrow- Proof you can be a dick, if you're sexy.

Thomas Barrow, a.k.a. (in real life) as Rob James-Collier is one of the reasons why the drama of Downton Abbey is oh, so tantalizing.

This sexy 36-year-old is also known as Liam from Coronation Street :)
You can stare at me all day, as long as I can stare back into those cold, sexy eyes.

You, sir are a delicious example of post-war british servants.


Friday, August 24, 2012

Sex on Twitter- Olly Riley

 So...I kept seeing shit like this about some guy called Olly Riley...


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Which prompted me to think "who the fuck is Olly Riley?!"


Well, my quest led me to a beautiful and slightly unexpected land of a sexy boy with many haters and probably just as many sexually crazed lovers. The land of _@OllyRiley AKA Oll AKA a "sex pervert" who asked girls to tweet him pictures of themselves n knee high socks.
So he has a fetish? Don't we all?


"he likes girls who are about 12 years old that wear knee-high socks, he asked them to send him pictures of them wearing knee-high socks so he could masturbate over them and then posted a picture of himself naked" 


Well, well, well, if you know anything about me it is that I HAD to see this naked picture. So a bit of a follow followed by twitter stalk lead me right to...the motherload?
No, sadly there was no picture of his "load", but there was one of his "mangina"...which is pretty close.
"Mangina"
A soapy cock and some killer abs..wet.


If only he was a little more off guard
Now, I think, it's time for some less almost-explicit photos. Sigh, how I wish we were going closer to X-rated and further from G.



Twitter stalk completed, my official opinion on Olly Riley? Cocky? yes, in more ways than one. Pervy? Probably (i mean, he did take a picture of his mangina on what looks like a public bus. Sexy? Without a doubt.

Stay sexual.


Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Prince Harry Nude

LOL. I just read a news article which describes Prince Harry's  "firestorm over explicit photographs showing him cavorting naked with a mystery woman in a Las Vegas hotel room and playing "strip billiards"


(Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2191845/Naked-Prince-Harry-pictured-cavorting-nude-girl-VIP-suite-raucous-Vegas-holiday.html#ixzz24J02ko7I)

If you ask me, why shouldn't the sexy Prince be allowed to strip and fuck with as many girls as he likes? Quoting him, he deserves a "reasonable degree of privacy"- this he does. But that doesn't mean the pictures aren't totally fun to look at!


They're pretty grainy, and the annoying TMZ watermarks don't help, but I guess it's enough to fuel our imagination? 
Harry's now been accused to "social misconduct" and has apparently brought shame upon the royal family. Who doesn't love a bad boy scorned by high society? REBELS score high sexy points in my book ;)
The question is, who was that mystery brunette girl, you know, just so I can throw rocks at her in a jealousy-fueled rage

Well now that we've been reminded how fucking sexy the ginger Prince is, lets look at some more, modest, pics of him.

That gorgeous smile. You make my pussy smile
Ruddy cheeks= Adorable!

I bet you taste good..yum

AWWWW. The cuteness of this picture cannot be expressed



Apparently, Harry and Ryan Lochte were partying together when the scandal went down. Sounds like fun. Two sexy men in a pool? What could be more fun?

There's Lochte at the same party. WHY, WHY AM I NOT ONE OF THOSE GIRLS?!
Life is unfair.

Stay sexual.