Sex on Twitter- Olly Riley

 So...I kept seeing shit like this about some guy called Olly Riley...

Sultan George

19 hours ago via Mobile

Next Target- Olly Riley

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    Jai Ronaldo Swan cheers babe

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    Jack Mason YES!!!! When this gunna start? im in

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Which prompted me to think "who the fuck is Olly Riley?!"


Well, my quest led me to a beautiful and slightly unexpected land of a sexy boy with many haters and probably just as many sexually crazed lovers. The land of _@OllyRiley AKA Oll AKA a "sex pervert" who asked girls to tweet him pictures of themselves n knee high socks.
So he has a fetish? Don't we all?

"he likes girls who are about 12 years old that wear knee-high socks, he asked them to send him pictures of them wearing knee-high socks so he could masturbate over them and then posted a picture of himself naked" 

Well, well, well, if you know anything about me it is that I HAD to see this naked picture. So a bit of a follow followed by twitter stalk lead me right to...the motherload?

No, sadly there was no picture of his "load", but there was one of his "mangina"...which is pretty close.

"Mangina"

A soapy cock and some killer abs..wet.

If only he was a little more off guard

Now, I think, it's time for some less almost-explicit photos. Sigh, how I wish we were going closer to X-rated and further from G.

Twitter stalk completed, my official opinion on Olly Riley? Cocky? yes, in more ways than one. Pervy? Probably (i mean, he did take a picture of his mangina on what looks like a public bus. Sexy? Without a doubt.

Stay sexual.

Prince Harry Nude

LOL. I just read a news article which describes Prince Harry's  "firestorm over explicit photographs showing him cavorting naked with a mystery woman in a Las Vegas hotel room and playing "strip billiards"

(Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2191845/Naked-Prince-Harry-pictured-cavorting-nude-girl-VIP-suite-raucous-Vegas-holiday.html#ixzz24J02ko7I)

If you ask me, why shouldn't the sexy Prince be allowed to strip and fuck with as many girls as he likes? Quoting him, he deserves a "reasonable degree of privacy"- this he does. But that doesn't mean the pictures aren't totally fun to look at!

They're pretty grainy, and the annoying TMZ watermarks don't help, but I guess it's enough to fuel our imagination? 

Harry's now been accused to "social misconduct" and has apparently brought shame upon the royal family. Who doesn't love a bad boy scorned by high society? REBELS score high sexy points in my book ;)

The question is, who was that mystery brunette girl, you know, just so I can throw rocks at her in a jealousy-fueled rage

Well now that we've been reminded how fucking sexy the ginger Prince is, lets look at some more, modest, pics of him.

That gorgeous smile. You make my pussy smile

Ruddy cheeks= Adorable!

I bet you taste good..yum

AWWWW. The cuteness of this picture cannot be expressed

Apparently, Harry and Ryan Lochte were partying together when the scandal went down. Sounds like fun. Two sexy men in a pool? What could be more fun?

There's Lochte at the same party. WHY, WHY AM I NOT ONE OF THOSE GIRLS?!

Life is unfair.

Stay sexual.

Hugo Becker- Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?

Hugo Becker, also known as Prince Louis from Gossip girl. Sexy guy, sexy accent, just....le SEX

He's 26 and French (je t'aime that gorgeous accent) and he's been in other movies like Damsels in Distress, and a bunch of French ones...(guess what's now on my netflix queue! ;)

OF COURSE he plays a prince, just look at him. Fucking that would definitely be a fairytale ending

YUM. Je voudrais SEX. NOW.

Internet trolling #1

just casually stalking people on Facebook today and came up with THESE hotties
fuckme fuckme fuckme I wish I knew who you were

There's the bounty of me first internet trolling expedition. And my, twas well worth sailing these seas of Facebook because these teens are fucking treasures..for my pussy

Stay sexual.

Ryan Lochte

Ryan Lochteeeee....OK, so he wasn't on my sexiest olympians list but dayum, he be sexy.

Ryan, I just want to say that i'd let you swim in me any day.

So apparently Lochte finds this sexy:

A girl wearing one of his long-sleeve button down shirts and nothing else! His second favorite look would be white jeans.

THOSE ARMS!! 

THOSE FUCKING ARMS!! THAT FUCKING FACE!!

Apparently one of Ryans favourite movies is the Notebook...awwwww :''')

He also admitted to peeing in the pool..ahem....

who are we kidding? This sex beast can't do anything wrong, and besides, who doesn't pee in the pool? :p

Saw Ryan strip on fashion police recently and it almost made me wet. He's just soo...just watch the video!

The stripping is in the second video at 4:04...but I suggest watching all his 9+ mins of cuteness beforehand as a sort of...foreplay?

Stay sexual.

Matt Lanter (A.K.A. Liam Court from 90210)

yessir. you truly do make 90210 worth watching these days, you fucking sex creature you.

PORN. Consider it?

Downton Abbey- Kemal Pamuk

So, I only recently started watching Downton Abbey and I am not regretting it in the slightest...not when there's absolute sex-monsters like this one lying around :O

I'd suck your dick, you're welcome

Thankyou, you beautiful man, thank you very much.

The Finale of Sexiest Olympic Men- Tom Daley

Yes, yes. I had to end on this one.
HE'S FUCKING OUTRAGEOUSLY SEXY.

He won a bronze medal. He's 18. And might I also add that he has a pretty decent bulge in his speedos ;)

BEST ABS IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD

Couldn't agree more ;p

Sexy Olympic Men- Chad le Clos

I don't know what's sexier. The fact that he is sexy, or the fact that he can cry and still make more than his cheeks wet (if you know what I mean ;)

Aaaaw, isn't he the cutest?

Sexy Olympic Men- James Connor

Australian Diver James Connor is totally pushing my pre-teen hearththrob buttons. Not that he's a pre-teen. Nah, he's all man. Well, not quite. He's 17. PERFECT.

He didn't win anything at the games, but they call him "up and coming"....you know whats up and coming? My cock. (Ahem, assuming I had one).

Sexy Olympic Men- David Belyavskiy

So his last name is not the easiest to pronounce, but his sex appeal certainly doesn't need as much effort! Yum!

Sexy Olympic Men- Chris Mears

This luscious-lipped lad from GB is just one of the many great looking divers that hit the London 2012 scene.

Juust...beautiful :)

Sexy Olympic Men- Nathan Adrian

Why lie? Nathan Adrian is THE cutest swimmer of London 2012.
Just look at that smile!

Nathan, the 23 year old, won two golds and a silver in this years olympics. For me, though, he's all gold, all the way! :P